Het vdiiinc doec kceuds sas

The title is my secret code for: The Divinci Code sucked ass. Mario and I went yesturday afternoon to see it and quite literally spent the entire afternoon watching it. It was so long that I was worried we would exit the theatre to see that the four horsemen had already came and went, worried that we had been "left behind".

Something good did come from this movie. As with many relationships you sometimes find yourself wondering things like: is this the man for me, did I make the right choice, did I leave the iron on at the hotel? Well in the movie there is a scene where the main female character (I don't want to give to much away but... well fuck it, Amélie is Jesus's great grand baby and Gandolph is the secret bad guy, you don't find out all of this until the very end... so try and act surprised.) sneaks home from boarding school and catches her grandfather engaging in creepy pagan rituals which involve old men all wearing cloaks and silver masks, standing in a circle watching a couple go at it. Mario turns to me in the theatre and says "Fidelio". I am not going to explain this joke, those of you who get it will understand why I am still laughing the next day... as my mother would say: He's a keeper.

So I am currently sitting in a hotel in Calgary, keeping with the whole Divinci Code theme of the weekend, we have decided to make my presence in the hotel a secret. I lurk in the back stairwells and only use the back door to enter and exit, perhaps Dan Brown will help to uncover this secret and make us pay for two guest's instead of one.